omg
So my four year old niece is here, right? Well, she likes playing “Sherlock” by grabbing a magnifying glass and going around the house “solving mysteries” while investigating things and such. Well she just got up close to my brother’s face with the magnifying glass and well
Brother: What are you trying to solve, Sherlock?
Niece: I see your mouth!
Brother: That’s not a mystery.
Niece: No! I’m trying to find out why it’s so loud! It doesn’t shut up!
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angel-in-the-ambulance,
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ianplatero.
dr0p-dead-and-fuck-the-future:
It saddens me so many people have reblogged this, and so many people have felt this horrible feeling that I, too, have experienced. I wish I could do something for each soul. More than 25,000 people. Can’t believe.
More than 73,000 people now..
220,000…………………………
and counting
226,000.And tried
Over half a million people.
This doesn’t include the people who don’t have tumblr, the younger kids, the older adults, the people too poor for Internet, the people who have already done it, the people to scared to reblog
Way to many notes, this deserves no notes at all, no one should ever feel the need to kill themselves, no one should ever get that far down, suicide shouldn’t exist, if any of my followers are ever feeling down promise me you’ll message me, I can’t lose anyone else to suicide, please if you need anyone talk to me, a friend, teacher, work colleague or even a family member, please do not turn to suicide!
every day every night
Tried and failed
Attempted and failed, sadly. I regret failing.
(Source: ianplatero)
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angel-in-the-ambulance,
Posted by
sweetestserendipities.
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makemestfu,
Posted by
makemestfu.
one thing i will never ever tolerate is castiel hate
you can hate on me, but touch one perfect strand of messy hair on my precious fallen angel’s head and i will turn into a red monster of rage.
Tonight is one of those nights where I wish I had someone special to come watch movies, make brownies, and have those late night convos… I don’t need prince charming, I just want that bestfriend vibe shit.
‘get back in the kitchen’
sure
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
(Source: chinchillahime)
this is one of the many times when i wonder why i’m allowed near photoshop
yes sherlock gets two for twice the insanity
- fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
- real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*
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imjustbriella,
Posted by
lefknknight.
‘aint nobody fresher than ma motherfuckin clique.
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nikkisavage,
Posted by
mia-redworth.
fcwp:
The reason I don’t take pictures after I’ve ate loads of fast food as it makes me look so chubby and bloated, this picture is literally the fattest I have ever looked anywhere hahhha
(I don’t remember chubby being a bad thing though…). Is that plush-doll doing push-ups in awe of you?
I have never said chubby is bad as every body shape is beautiful I was just pointing out how big I look idk it really must be the way I’m standing
Oh… THAT’S chubby?
Well fuck.
For everyone who yells at me for calling myself chubby, just remember that people who look like this consider them self chubby.
^ not even close to chubby.
