So my four year old niece is here, right? Well, she likes playing “Sherlock” by grabbing a magnifying glass and going around the house “solving mysteries” while investigating things and such. Well she just got up close to my brother’s face with the magnifying glass and well
Brother: What are you trying to solve, Sherlock?
Niece: I see your mouth!
Brother: That’s not a mystery.
Niece: No! I’m trying to find out why it’s so loud! It doesn’t shut up!
one thing i will never ever tolerate is castiel hate
you can hate on me, but touch one perfect strand of messy hair on my precious fallen angel’s head and i will turn into a red monster of rage.
‘get back in the kitchen’
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
- fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
- real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*